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Mini Churro Whoopie Pie

A cannabis-infused churro sandwich that packs a punch.

I never drank St. Pauli Girl beer because I thought the woman on the label was just stupid. I thought the same thing when I saw the packaging of every Miss Mary Jane’s Edibles product, and I was equally inclined to pass on their offerings on principle. But when I heard they were based in ‘the OC’ it kind of made sense. I thought, “Fuck it. I’m going to try these things anyway.” That said, I really hope the ubiquitous use of chubby women in the sale of controlled substances withers and dies as recreational cannabis becomes more normalized – but I’m certainly not holding my breath.

Aside from the BS packaging, the Mini Churro Pies are pretty solid. They taste great and are very strong: each sachet contains 300mg of THC, which means that each of the six small cookies (about five centimeters in diameter) contains 50mg of THC.

Baking high-octane products seems to be Miss Mary Jane’s thing, and some of her other treats include a 250mg Snickerdoodle Canna-Cookie and a 200mg English Toffee Brownie. In my opinion, 50mg is still pretty potent for a delicious crumbly cookie that could easily go down in one bite.

As I do with any new edible product, I started with a few bites to test the water, and then I waited. It took about an hour to kick in, and I definitely felt a mild to moderate high from my mouse-sized portion. I took another bite, and another, and I ended up eating about half a cookie, which got me so stoned. Like, unfired-to-see-people-in-the-grocery-stoned. The high was super body driven, and there was definitely some mind-blowing cognitive stuff going on. They were manageable, but lightweights should definitely pay attention. (I consider myself an “intermediate” connoisseur.)

Without the weed equivalent of a Jäger Girl on the packaging, I give Miss Mary Jane’s Edibles Mini Churro Whoopie Pies my blessings and think they would be a welcome addition to anyone’s stash.

The base: Each bag contains 300mg of THC, divided into six pieces containing 50mg of THC each. Appearance: I think I’ve made my stance on the packaging pretty clear at this point. However, the whoopie pies themselves look delicious. They are covered in a glistening powdered sugar and have a golden brown hue. The cream filling is the icing on the cake.

Taste: They taste like churros infused with the amazing heat cannabis gives to any baked product. They are crumbly, and then they are chewy. Unlike some mass-produced cookies, they are by no means chalky.

Flavour: When you open the bag and stick your nose in it, it smells like a bag of churros. There is a faint hint of weed, like you might get from a cannabis infused cookie, along with a pleasant hint of vanilla.

Medical Applicability: Given their potency, I probably wouldn’t use these for anxiety as a wrong dosage can lead to a pretty rough time in the old noggin. I imagine these would be great for treating pain and nausea.

General impressions: A great tasting, potent edible. Because no matter how small they are, they really get you high. These would be good to take with you on a trip to the park or the mountains, as the sturdy, airtight bag seems to protect their structure quite well.


Mini Churro Whoopie Pie from Miss Mary Jane’s Edibles

Available at Grass Roots, 1077 Post St. And at Urban Pharm, 122 10th St.

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