Juniper buries your troubles with pre-rolls made from artisanal sun-grown flowers that remind you why Humboldt is a global cannabis capital.
Humboldt County has been teaching the world what good weed really is since the Summer of Love days. But in today’s multi-billion dollar cannabis boom, we rarely realize where our friendly buds were grown.
A new pre-roll brand called juniper berry rediscover the special magic of farm-grown cannabis in Humboldt County. Juniper grows small batch cannabis that combines old fashioned sticky power with the conscientious ethics of today’s slow food farming movement.
You know you smoke great when you take juniper pre-rolls for the first time. Your brain will instantly recognize that one puff will get you high long before the effects even kick in.
Juniper describes their cannabis as “AAA flower and never trimmed.” AAA is not an official label of cannabis quality as we know it, but we assure you that these potent pre-rolls definitely taste and effect as if they were all kush and untrimmed. The quality is very noticeable.
These pre-rolls come in a number of differently packaged varieties: the tubed bag with a single or a few pre-rolls ($15 and $19), respectively, and cans of mini-joints ($19) and full joints (which we don’t could search locally to rate prices). These prices may vary by location and of course your state and local taxes will be assessed.
Species species contain recognizable names such as Gelato 41, orange sorbet, Thin coin GSC, and Trinidad OGC. Virtually every variety is available in every joint size, so you can generally pick your variety and desired price.
These connections have a fairly average build and reliability; they probably won’t last long in the rain. But the glass tubes and joint tins they come in are nicely packaged.
However, the reason you want Juniper’s is the quality of that sweet Humboldt weed. The effects start creeping in within two minutes and are long lasting even for serious stoners.
In this age of microdoses and discreet products, Juniper’s pre-rolls are a throwback to the moist, fat joints of yesteryear. They’ll make the room stink, you’ll cough noticeably when you hit them, and you’ll understand again why you love Humboldt County cannabis.
Potency: The Orange Sherbet and Thin Mint strains are very heavy hitters with a total cannabinoid content of over 20 percent; the Gelato 41, Trinidad OG and hybrid variety are slightly less potent at about 15 percent.
Odor: Juniper pre-rolls have very little odor until you light them, after which the smell of cannabis smoke will overwhelm a 15-meter radius.
Taste: Very oaky and smoky flavour, as you would expect from California’s most humid forest grown cannabis.
Appearance: The packaging is beautiful and the quality of the paper is such that the opaque white turns transparent once you start smoking it, showing the premium flower inside.
Medical Application: The four strains vary, but each variety of Juniper’s gives you a variation of an uplifting, anxiety-killing headache.
Effect: Juniper pre-roll joints are potent, instant friendmakers, brimming with old-school, outdoor-grown Northern California cannabis at its finest.
Available in San Francisco through Lady Chatterly’s delivery. Visit junipergrown.com for more information.